Hey there! So I obviously didn't get the chance to post again yesterday. You have to PAY to use wireless in airports now, which is LAMESAUCE. I spent about SIX HOURS in various airports yesterday, you think they could have thrown in wireless. As far as the paranormal goes, there was very limited paranormal activity in these airports. I kept hearing my name but that might have been out of boredom or dehydration or maybe the nachos I ate didn't really agree with me. There was NO apparition whether it was ghosts, zombies or hungry zombies, there were NO unexplained footsteps. My cat meowed!! and my dog barked!! oooo call wes craven! do I have a story for him! No, so nothing ghostly happened. So disappointing.
Now for today I was supposed to contact a dictator which I'm not going to do. Why you may ask? BECAUSE DICTATORS KILL PEOPLE THATS WHY. At least the serial killer was all locked up and couldn't get to me, the dictator could hire some guy name vlad (or willie lopez) to kill the living shit out me. PASS. So, to any dictators who read this blog- I don't approve of your killing people. But I fear you, so way to read your Machiavelli. I'm going to go change my name and die my hair purple now.
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