Alright, I've been wandering around for like a week trying to figure our what exactly I'm going to arrest someone for, who it should be and for what reason and honestly I couldn't be bothered. Its a ridiculous thing to expect from someone. I guess I could "arrest" a friend of mine for the pure sake of keeping the integrity of my blog but I figure that went out the window ages ago. Probably when I first stopped posting... after the like second post. So yeah, no citizens arrest for me but I do have some requests:
1. Please stop littering- its bad for the environment and ugly to look at. How hard is it to hold on to your garbage for like ten minutes. Everyone can find/ run into a garbage can in ten minutes. Its a stupid thing to do, it benefits NO ONE. So stop, like seriously.
2. Please stop leaving unneccessary lights on (like the bathroom light)- now I know that in someplaces (like my residence) the bathroom light is outside of the bathroom. Lets all clap for that engineer. But, like seriously, can't you turn it off? Its so simple. Its like turning it on in reverse. Come on now, you can do that! I have faith in you! Its good for the enviornment? You like pandas don't you? (of course you do, who doens't like pandas?) Well then turn off your unneccesssary lights.
3. If you could not murder someone today, that would be great too. But I'm assuming you good people don't do that, but if you were considering it, just don't. Like seriously. Prision doesn't sound fun.
Thats all, I feel I've benefitted society a little bit, even if I didn't make a citizens arrest.
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