My life is very busy at the moment thank you very much. Today I wrote to the honorable Tony Blair... GORDON BROWN to request to be knighted or damed I guess. This is what I wrote and I request an enthralled welcome into the ministry of knights or whatever its called.
Prime Minister Gordon Brown:
This is my formal request to be ordained by the British government as a dame. I have many things to warrant such a prestigious and time honored title such as eating record amounts of chocolate, knowing all the words to “Baby Got Back” and being the proud adoptive mother of a polar bear at the San Francisco Zoo. I have also kissed the Blarney stone, and I the bravery required to do so alone cause enough for a title. Now, being an American, I realize that I cannot in fact be recognized as a formal Dame of the British government, but an honorary one will be just fine. I look forward to meeting Paul, Elton, and Judy at the ceremony on her majesties birthday. I hope the cake is chocolate.
Yours truly:
Emma
I'm fairly confident. Aren't you?
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