Friday, January 2, 2009

Day 2: The Love Of Your Life

So today, the second day of my epic journey to awesomeness, I was supossed to look at everyone I saw and ponder their potential as the love of my life and act accordingly. I spent most of today with my Aunt. She is not the love of my life. The homeless person, definitely not the love of my life. Guy who crossed the street past me with the fu manchu mustache, could have been the love of my life. Our children would be really really ugly though and I think that the woman holding his hand would have a problem with it. Really, who needs a soulmate? Like it's not necessary, I won't be stoned or shunned if I never pick a fella. I will be lonely and dissapointed. "Were all those Disney movies wrong?" I would ponder. Hopefully, I'll find the love of my life, maybe I already have, otherwise, I'll buy some cats. Overall, I'm just thinking that Orlando Bloom will just have to continue to be the love of my life. In time Orlando, in time...

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