Guess what?!

I'm making a real blog... one that I should actually do on a regular basis... and not a blogger. SO loyal followers- follower further to:http://pancakesandpoodles.wordpress.com/
it should be rad man.
I'll still be doing amazing life changing tasks on a regular basis, but this way there isn't as much pressure (I just couldn't handle it with my busy busy life). However, the witty banter will persist. See ya on the other side!

Day 55: Pancake Day

I can't make a pancake, I don't have a kitchen : ( I would really like to, I love pancakes. I make them when I can and when I have time but today I had neither. I do make perfectly round pancakes when given the proper equipment (ie an actual fry pan as opposed to a sauce pan- easier to flip) and that was today's goal. So score one for me? I think so.

Day 54: Count Your Farts

So yeah, four. That's my grand total for the day. Glad you wanted to know. And apparently that is the normal amount for women and releases 20cm3 of carbon into the air. That's all.

oh and FYI apparently I missed a page. WHOOPS! I didn't count sheep to cure insomnia nor did I find out ones first impression of me. sooooooo I'll do those tomorrow yeah? In addition to tomorrows task (pancake day- lack of kitchen posses problem...). Don't go getting all confused when it goes from day 47 and 48 to 55 out of the blue. There is a method to the madness. There always is.

Day 53: Return Your Junk Mail

This would work a lot better if I was at home where I actually get junk mail. Here I just get bills and paychecks and packages full of girl scout cookies from my loving grandma. Soooooo whats a girl to do when she has no junk mail? Riddle me that. I seriously would do this one, but I have no junk mail. Some may consider me lucky but not today my friends, not today. Sighhh so here's what I'm going to do I GUESS- put this one on hold. I PROMISE on my pinkie that I will return the next piece of junk mail I recieve. Sound fair? Good, because you have no choice. I run this show! *insert evil laugh here* but like seriously, I'll do it. PROMISE. and would that face lie to you? I think not.

Day 52 Look Up the Meaning of Life

So I did this one in full despite my recent bought of stomach encompassing illness. And here is what I found, thanks to handy dandy dictionary.com:

LIFE:

1.	the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

2.	the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.

3.	the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.

4.	a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.

5.	the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.

6.	any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.

7.	the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.

8.	a living being: Several lives were lost.

9.	living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.

10.	a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.

11.	the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life.

12.	a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.

13.	animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.

14.	resilience; elasticity.

15.	the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.

16.	a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.

17.	the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.

18.	a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life.

19.	anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.

20.	a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.

21.	effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.

22.	pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.

23.	nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.

24.	Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.

25.	(in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game

That's 25 definitions for "life". But which one is the right one? And do I have to consider the antonyms, synonyms, idioms and adjective forms as well?! Because there are even more of those!! OH JEEZE THIS IS HARD. I should just watch Monty Python and figure it out from them, this is far too complex for MY brain.... or is the answer simply 42? GAH! So many decisions. Okay, here is what I think the meaning of life is: life has no meaning until you give it one. Its up to you to wake up in the morning and say "good lord I'm glad I'm alive, the sun is far to beautiful to miss." Is it cheesy? Yes. Is it a tad obnoxious? Only if you're not pushy and pretentious and shove it in peoples faces instead of only say it to yourself. Find meaning in the world around you, I try, it's hard. Especially when your throwing up, but then your boyfriend says he's coming over to help you with your mountians of essays and to make you feel better, then suddenly life has some meaning again.

So yeah, that was my cheesy, romantic, heart warming dose of daisies for the day. Hope it didn't make you vomit to hard, I've had enough of that today.

Day 51: Go Through the Day Without Your Sense of Sight

No. I have papers to write and rain to enjoy and I'm not going the day without my sense of sight. Its impractical and stupid. Like seriously. I could go without my sense of smell or I could wear earplugs all day and go without my sense of hearing but not sight. I need my sight its fairly important to me. So yeah. NO.

Day 50: Make People Notice You Today

Dou- dou- dou- dou- DOUBLE POST! Actually, this one is from yesterday, so we actually have a TRIPLE POST. OMFG (to steal from the Gossip Girl campagin). Now, making people notice me is not horrible difficult. Everyone is noticed at one point or another. Usually I'm noticed because I'm spilling something, or tripping over something (which I did on friday and this lady laughed at me and I just smiled and said "Oh yeah I'm gracefull" that just made her laugh harder). Yesturday I was noticed because I was wearing a skirt (IN CANADA FINALLY ITS WARM- ISH) and heels (not high ones) and this guy on the subway smiled at me and said "oooo." My boyfriend didn't really notice, he was standing right next to me. But yeah, I got noticed, and harrassed and no one did anything about it. Woot Woot.